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Rev. Akhetnu

The Church of Eternal Source, who has been ordaining priests of the ancient Egyptian religion LEGALLY and OFFICIALLY since the 1970s, has recently ordained me. I am now legally a Reverend. This was not some fly-by-night ULC type thing either...it required study and much effort. And yes, I can perform marriage ceremonies now :P

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yama_inu
Aug. 25th, 2006 06:49 am (UTC)
You're gay...







Congratulations though!
(Anonymous)
Aug. 25th, 2006 06:57 am (UTC)
oh rly?
arcturax
Aug. 25th, 2006 07:10 am (UTC)
Congradulations! :)
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ihuitl
Aug. 25th, 2006 07:31 am (UTC)
Priests in egypt were multi-use...they could be priests of any deity. And of course all gods are part of Amun-Ra. So Amun-Ra is my 'university requirement', the other gods are my 'breadth/school requirement' and Anubis is my 'major' :P
bleuyourmind
Aug. 25th, 2006 10:10 pm (UTC)
Ok, so you're a reverend in a false religion that you're probably only a part of so you can masturbate to the thought of one of the gods. People harp on me for following the teachings of the honorable L Ron Hubbard, but I'm an OT-IV.

And Dianetics > The Egyptians
arcturax
Sep. 3rd, 2006 03:54 am (UTC)
All fucking scientologists must fucking hang :)
(Anonymous)
Sep. 27th, 2006 05:56 am (UTC)
Scientology bitchslaps itself.
http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/
http://scientologypunishment.ytmnd.com/
http://www.xenutv.com
(I could go on with more sites...)

At least egyptians don't get themselves bitchslapped and involved with controversy and lawsuits and as much as Scientologists do.
Scientology = CULT.
bleuyourmind
Sep. 27th, 2006 02:22 pm (UTC)
Re: Scientology bitchslaps itself.
Wow, so apparently your knowledge comes from YTMND's and web sites that quote South Park. So brilliant!

Scientologists are successful people because their religion helps them take control of their lives. Your stupid ass religion is populated by gay furry losers.
brown_wolf
Aug. 26th, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)
Just curious, how many people share your regligion?
ihuitl
Aug. 26th, 2006 08:05 am (UTC)
Probably a couple thousand nationwide?
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